If you’re blue and you dont know where to go to why dont you go to Wallmart
(im an idiot)
this is the most important video on the tumblr
My favorite part is the lady in the background NOT NOTICING ANYTHING
that lady is my mother and 1000% used to my bullshit.
I KEEP THINKING THIS IS ME FROM 2013 WTF
10:56 pm • 1 September 2014 • 58,860 notes
reblog if UR NOT tumblr famous bu t U ARE tired nd kinda gay
More than “kinda gay”
2:54 am • 30 August 2014 • 47,486 notes
burned my hand curling my hair today
the nerve of you lookin this good
11:13 pm • 29 August 2014 • 129,037 notes
Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange.
11:09 pm • 29 August 2014 • 116,976 notes